Are we in a gay sports bar?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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