So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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