Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
My bed smells like the plague
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Randomize
