My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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