After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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