i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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