this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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