I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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