How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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