Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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