is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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