Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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