Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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