He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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