Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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