Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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