Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
how drunk are you?
Several
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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