But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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