thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I accidentally burped into my bong.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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