he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
My pussy is not your playground.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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