evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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