remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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