the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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