u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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