Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Green mimosas i think yes
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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