I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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