I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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