puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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