If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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