I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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