i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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