She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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