he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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