dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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