Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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