you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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