the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
