Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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