i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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