and i looked up. we had an audience...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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