Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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