Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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