woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Randomize
