His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Small penises have feelings too.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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