But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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