I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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