Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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