Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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