Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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