Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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